RETIRING  OCTOBER  2021  -  VERY  LIMITED  BOOKINGS

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F.A.Q

Why are you retiring? Do you not like your job?

I am sad to be leaving this part of my life behind but very excited about the next chapter of my life. I would still LOVE to meet you before I go! You can read more about what I'll be getting up to in my blog post HERE 

I've never seen a provider before. Can I still meet with you? 

Thats okay ! It’s an honor to be your first provider. Please feel free to contact me and I will verify you another way. Screening is a common safety practice and allows us to both feel at ease when we meet!

Will you pee on me?

Absolutely! It's one of my favorite activities to honor you with my golden nectar. 

I'm interested in exploring anal play, but I've never done it before.

Sounds like you need a date with Ms. Silver! I have lots of experience with prostate stimulation and anal play, ranging from toys and fingers to whole hands! Don't worry, we'll start out super slow and I'll give you some info to help you prepare for your amazing first anal experience.

Are you open to not showering/not wearing deodorant?

Yes, very open! I don't actually wear deodorant ever, and I love scent play. As long as my schedule allows it, I'm happy to be fully natural for you and my aroma is quite powerful and delicious.

Please note* I do not engage in brown shower or brown 'scented' anything. My butthole will be squeaky clean for our encounters. This is a hard boundary.  

I'm a smoker, will Nikki still meet with me?

Nikki loves mary jane but tobacco is not her friend. If you regularly smoke tobacco you will have to refrain from doing so for at least 3 days before seeing Nikki and wash your hair, body, mouth, teeth, clothing VERY thoroughly. If she can smell any tobacco on you or your items she will get sick. She will ask you to leave and keep your entire session fee. This is non-negotiable. 

Will you meet with me even though I'm...

NON DISCRIMINATION POLICY

I am open to meeting folks of all ethnicities, genders, sexual orientations, body types, and abilities. Don't hesitate to ask if you require special accommodations.

 

DUOS WITH FRIENDS

I delight in group playdates with my highly recommended friends and lovers. Visit my Duos page to peruse possibilities for adding a friend (or more) into the mix.

COUPLES + TRIADS

Being the perfect unicorn for a couple or triad is one of my favorite things. I will ask to hear from each individual separately upon contact to make sure that we are all on the same page. I have a 2 hour minimum for couples and triads. Please add 100 per hour booked for couples and 200 per hour booked for triads, in consideration of my time planning for more than one.

WOMEN + MORE

I am pansexual and truly love seeing women solo, as well as folks across the vast gender spectrum (trans, non-binary, genderfluid, genderqueer, agender, etc).

COMPANIONS

I am committed to providing a safe space for fellow companions (current or retired) to explore their sexuality. 

DISABLED FOLKS

I am familiar in seeing with folks with disabilities, and I would be delighted to spend time with you. I am happy to secure an accessible hotel room to meet your needs. 

FOLKS ON THE SPECTRUM

I am comfortable seeing people on the autism spectrum and would like to accommodate any special needs you may have.

Do you have any hairy friends that could join us?

Yes indeed!, please see my 'Friends' page for a listing of who may be available as well as other providers I recommend visiting with. 

You live in the woods? So when and where are you available?

Check out my 'Contact' page for details.

Do you have an incall available?

I do! Wherever you'd like to meet I can arrange an incall for us.

Do you require a deposit?

Yes, I do. I require a 20% non-refundable deposit paid via squarecash, venmo or paypal. If you are nervous of connecting your account to mine rest assured they are all discreet.

What is your cancellation policy?

Cancelling your date within 5 days of our session means you forfeit your deposit. 

If rescheduling is possible within 10 days the deposit will be rolled over.

If you email me cancelling during non-admin hours (5pm-8am) or while I am flying, I'll consider the cancellation to be during my next email hours.

In the rare event I must cancel our date, I will return all funds to you.