Why are you retiring? Do you not like your job?

I am sad to be leaving this part of my life behind but very excited about the next chapter of my life. I would still LOVE to meet you before I go! You can read more about what I'll be getting up to in my blog post HERE 

I've never seen a provider before. Can I still meet with you? 

Thats okay ! It’s an honor to be your first provider. Please feel free to contact me and I will verify you another way. Screening is a common safety practice and allows us to both feel at ease when we meet!

Will you pee on me?

Absolutely! It's one of my favorite activities to honor you with my golden nectar. 

I'm interested in exploring anal play, but I've never done it before.

Sounds like you need a date with Ms. Silver! I have lots of experience with prostate stimulation and anal play, ranging from toys and fingers to whole hands! Don't worry, we'll start out super slow and I'll give you some info to help you prepare for your amazing first anal experience.

Are you open to not showering/not wearing deodorant?

Yes, very open! I don't actually wear deodorant ever, and I love scent play. As long as my schedule allows it, I'm happy to be fully natural for you and my aroma is quite powerful and delicious.

Please note* I do not engage in brown shower or brown 'scented' anything. My butthole will be squeaky clean for our encounters. This is a hard boundary.  

Will you meet with me even though I'm...


I am open to meeting folks of all ethnicities, genders, sexual orientations, body types, and abilities. Don't hesitate to ask if you require special accommodations.



I delight in group playdates with my highly recommended friends and lovers. Visit my Duos page to peruse possibilities for adding a friend (or more) into the mix.


Being the perfect unicorn for a couple or triad is one of my favorite things. I will ask to hear from each individual separately upon contact to make sure that we are all on the same page. I have a 2 hour minimum for couples and triads. Please add 100 per hour booked for couples and 200 per hour booked for triads, in consideration of my time planning for more than one.


I am pansexual and truly love seeing women solo, as well as folks across the vast gender spectrum (trans, non-binary, genderfluid, genderqueer, agender, etc).


I am committed to providing a safe space for fellow companions (current or retired) to explore their sexuality. 


I am familiar in seeing with folks with disabilities, and I would be delighted to spend time with you. I am happy to secure an accessible hotel room to meet your needs. 


I am comfortable seeing people on the autism spectrum and would like to accommodate any special needs you may have.

Do you have any hairy friends that could join us?

Yes indeed!, please see my 'Friends' page for a listing of who may be available as well as other providers I recommend visiting with. 

You live in the woods? So when and where are you available?

Check out my 'Contact' page for details. I am available in a variety of central/northern California cities, Los Angeles, New York and more. 

Do you have an incall available?

I do! Wherever you'd like to meet I can arrange an incall for us.

Do you require a deposit? 

Yes, I do. I require a $100 non-refundable deposit.

For sessions 3 hours or more a 25% deposit is required. 

I accept discreet gift card options leaving no paper trail.

If you must reschedule (with minimum 48 hours notice) for another date within 30 days, I may roll over your deposit at my discretion.

What is your cancellation policy?

Cancelling our date within 36 hours of meeting incurs a 25% fee.


Cancelling our date within 24 hours of meeting incurs a 50% fee.


Cancelling within 12 hours of our meeting or no-show requires 100% of my fee.

If rescheduling is possible (Within that tour if on tour. If not, within 30 days) the cancellation fee will be waived but a rescheduling fee of 25% must be paid. This is to compensate for the session I could have had in your previous time slot with another client. 

If you email me cancelling during non-admin hours (8pm-8am) or while I am flying, I'll consider the cancellation to be during my next email hours.

In the rare event I must cancel our date, I will return all funds to you and offer additional time on a future date for the inconvenience.